Concatenation. Deflection. Preoccupation.

1. The Battle of the Fields is still on. To rice or not to rice.

2. Motorcyle-riders' deaths prove the fast ones never win.

3. Hooray for the idiots who tried to save the world from global warming! Now, can we have free freon-fucking conditioning?!

4. Thou shall wear decent clothes in school. Even if it is summer. I'm tired of hags and grouches and their fabricated grin.

5. Can someone suggest Gabby Concepcion, instead of inducing hostilities between TV stations, consider profiteering from artificial insemination for women who foolishly dote him.

6. It's beach-ing time. Scary.

7. I so heart neon in this heat.

8. GMA should blame the lag messages of SMS network to "skip" the Palau President from terrorist-testing procedures.

9. Let me admit one thing, I don't know anything.

10. I can't wait. Take me to. Let's go... Quiapo, baby!